Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via larmoyante)

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homosaxual:

zackisontumblr:

i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza

getting a good sponsor in the hunger games might help that

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dweebscar:

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dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

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